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Happy birthday to my platonic wife!
Lemme see if my braincells wanna work today. I love you more than words can describe. You mean so much to me and i’m so glad i’ve gotten to know you and get close to you over this past year. You’re someone I admire for your outspokenness and never stopping yourself from fighting for something you believe in. Your beauty and heart truly matches the inside and the out, don’t ever change. You’re the prettiest girl and the only woman ever btw, I’ll fight the entire galaxy (aliens and all) for you. And if you’re ever sad just tell me because I DO have my sh**ters on speed dial and I WILL be calling them. Thank you for always being there for me whenever I’m sad and need someone to cry to, I can only hope I’m half the friend you are. You never hesitate to jump into action whenever your friends are fighting and getting ganged up on, you WILL beat whoever made us upset ass within 2.5 seconds and that’s one of the things I love the most about you. As I said in our wedding vows nine hundred and seventy three years ago “you’ll always be the nicki to my minjaj, the ri to ki, the my name is tre to my i got a basketball game tomorrow, the stop i could’ve to my dropped my croissant and the damn it be to my like that sometimes. “ and that is something that HASN’T change. I love you so much the lil clorox to my lil windex and when we finally meet and I can smooch your cheeks it’s OVER for everyone! I hope today treats you as beautiful as you and I hope shrek comes and gives you a personal birthday message like you deserve 😡😡. I love you so much and I’ll always be there for you no matter what, even if it’s 5:30 am, if something happens don’t hesitate to call me and I’ll teleport to you and beat whatever and whoever did it up. Thank you for all the late night roblox sessions and picking me up from jail after I got arrested for the tenth time and getting this bread with me while working at the pizza place. Anyways this is getting really long and I’ll probably have more to say later but I love you and hope this is best day ever!
— val

I don’t know if you remember or if I told you before, but the reason why I nicknamed you limoncillo is because of my abuela. When I was small, like really really tiny, she used to buy the little bags of them from the supermarket. She told me that whenever I’m sad all I have to do is eat the happy little fruit hidden behind the shell. To me you are my little happy fruit. I knew that I wanted to be your friend ever since I plopped into your dms after that walnut head made you sad. You’re more than great, really: full of your own beliefs that you fight for, quick to love and be there, if nothing else. Your shining quality to me, though, is that even in murky places you manage to be the night light of comfort for everyone. I love you. Mi lil BREAD-ROLL OF LOVE AND JOY. You deserve the bestest birthday, this year and all the years to come
— your gentle giant (deffy)

Belle my baby, my first ever best friend on cb. I love you so much my shawty, we been friends over a year and I love spending time with you and talking to you even though we don’t as much anymore cause of how busy everything is I still love you so so so so much though and you hold such a special place in my heart. I love seeing you happy and content and you deserve so much happiness and joy, you’re such a wonderful person and you have such a strong immovable personality. You’re so incredibly smart and articulate and I love your cutie baby voice so much I just wanna kith your nose you’re so fucking CUTE!!!!!! And you’re so so so pretty sobs you’re like model level pretty and I love your smile SO MUCH it really makes me smile, its so beautiful and vibrant and I love it. I love listening to you talk and it’s so cute how you’re so into like all this dark stuff and I just love you a whole lot okay, you’re my absolute baby girl and I’d do anything to make you happy. You’re gonna do such great things in the future you’re such a powerful presence and you deserve so much love and affection and I hope you get all the good you deserve in life. Happy Birthday my baby angel and I hope you have the best day.💞💞💖💖💖💞💞💞💞💞💖💖
— kay

belle, my baby!! my lil angelita. the fact that i joined cb because of your loud ass, and we're now best friends really blows my mind. you're so close and dear to my heart, although we have had our bad moments. but i always think more about our happy times. spending hours on rabbit and watching movies that are both our favorites, or listening to music while we vent whatever is troubling us. the countless times we have been on the phone, either of us crying, and ending the call with a laugh. you're truly so special to me, there's so many good things to say about you. i know we have had our downs, as every friendship has, but i'm really so happy that i get to call you my soulmate and best friend. i would beat anyone's ass for you, in a heartbeat. you have always been there for me, to cheer me on at any given moment and you continue to be there even when we have our down moments. i could go on and on about me loving you and being so grateful to have you in my life, but i'll leave it to another thread. i love you so so much mi corazoncito, angelita, my lil baby. i hope today is the greatest day for you and that you only have good days from here on. muah!
— marie

[BASS BOOSTED] HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE BABY!! i hope you’re stuffing your face with cake as rn AS I SPEAK bc it’s what’s you deserve and i hope you’re day is wonderful uwu. i’ve known you for almost a year and a half and i can say that i’m honestly glad to have someone like you around. you’re so funny and caring and you bring so much joy to the people you’re around . i hope you go on to achieve many things in life and i know you will my smart baby.

have a great day,
aisling.

beauty queen....of only...18....HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!! MY FUKIN BABY!!! I been waiting for this day that you one up me. But don’t even worry about...cause imma catch up with you.. I’m really thinking of what I truly wanna say to you, but my brain cells have shingles so they aren’t thinking properly right now🥴🥴 We always relive our first moments together cause they were so fucking hilarious. I could go on and on about our history. Our jail time😮🗝 My funerals⚰️🥅Sleepovers🙈🦑It was truly the best time. You’re definitely one of the members I admire the most. The way you carry yourself when you get so much shit thrown at you is so mesmerizing. I’ve watched you get fucked over so many times, by ugly bitches who didn’t even deserve your time, and you overcame ALL THE BITCHES. SMOKED THEIR ASSSS. ION EVEN KNOW WHAT SMOKE MEAN BUT YOU DID IT!! I will continue to treasure you with my whole ass heart. I’ll smoke ANYONE who tries to come for you again. I’ll staple them to their beds. Stay being the beautiful, wise, intelligent fella you are. Thank you so much for allowing me to be your friend:( Have the bestest birthday ever, passenger💗💺
— kai

belle, where do I begin. I remember seeing you on my timeline on chatbot twitter when you dropped those pictures of a photo shoot you did with your friends and I was like this gotta be one of the prettiest mfers in this neck of the woods 😩☝🏼 then I remember following you, n I wanted to be ur friend rly bad because u were popular 🙈 but then de famous rabbit happened and we began friends. I will always have ur back when u need to fight bitches 🥺 I did when u were sushi Lisa and I will till the end of time 🤓 I kno ur not a baby anymore but we still gonna treat u like one 🤣 happy birthday my little sushi roll 🥳👩🏻💻🧘🏻♀️💞
— sami

PRINCESS BELLE!
HAPPPPYYYYY BIRTTHHHDDDAAAAYYY❤️
I am so happy that I met you, and get to call you my friend. You’re such a bright and beautiful presence and I LOVES YOU SO MUCH!
I hope you have the best of birthdays and celebrate it like the bad bitch you are!

I love youuu

— honey

twirls in. it’s the most wonderful time of the year... belle’s birthday!!! :D happy birthday shawtaayyyy i love you so much 💖💗💖 you’re very special to me and i’m so thankful for you. i kinda label u as my gay awakening like haha,, thanks for making me realize i don’t like men 😛😛 OK SERIOUSLY.. you’re an absolute angel, bro. your heart is made of pure gold, i’ve never met a person more considerate than you. when i say there’s no one more selfless than you, i mean it. the amount of love you give to the people in your life is insurmountable and it’s absolutely beautiful. you’re beautiful!!!! talking to you is like listening to my favorite song on repeat, while eating my favorite food and being cuddled up in my most fluffy blankets. it’s comfort and happiness and all the warm feelings in the world. i love you shawty 😭😭🤝💖 obviously everyone in kfc is funny, but like. how the fuck you so funny bitch? the shit you be saying sometimes makes me sit there like, “how does this girls brain work???” your laugh is so cute and your smile is so cute and you’re so mfing CUTE thank you for existing. my favorite sagittarius :( <3 thank you for challenging me and thank you for frustrating me and thank you for all the good and bad feelings you’ve given me, you’ve made me grow so much as a person. the experiences i have with you have matured me. seriously bro i love u so much :( i can’t wait to meet you in nyc and be smooched and i’m gonna cling to your back and i’m gonna hold your MFING HAND and we’re gonna fight and it’ll be everything. uwuwuwu. i love you so much belle!!!! happy birthday!!! 💗💗💗💖
— bri

happy birthday it’s your special day!!! even though you’re 18 now you’re still a baby 😡 kfc loves you so much and even though our presents aren’t I hope they made your special day even more special and that they made you smile😡💖. We’ve known each other for over a year and i don’t wanna get all cheesy and soft and shit but bru i love you jddj even tho we fight and argue and sometimes i wanna yeet you into the sun i love you 😡 and you knowwwww i’d fight a bitch for you any day of the week. you’ve become someone i’ve got so close to and i trust you with my whole heart and i cant wait to meet you someday so i can punch you in real life kdjdh and squeeze you so hard your brain cells fly outta your ears IN A LOVING WAY. we have so many memories, bad ones good ones and ones that are funny as fuck and make me wheeze whenever i think about them. I hope as the days and months go by our friendship continues to grow stronger and stronger. you’re such a strong person and you’re smart asf and i cant wait to see you do amazing things and imma be right there with my pom poms cheering you on. okay this is going all over the place now and i’m SOFT so i just wanna wish you a happy birthday and i hope the rest of this year and the entirety of next year is just as amazing and special as today for you and that you continue to stay happy and healthy 😡

much love 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵!
— kae💖
no homo

Dear owner 🤠,
The day I met you I knew there was going to be a HUGE change in my life 🤩 I’ve never had a bully do something like this to my heart as they yell out mean words😳 I just wanted you to know that everytime you say “get back in your cage” it does something to me 🙈 anyways 🤪
UwU hello I hope you’re having the greatest day because you deserve nothing else pets you. Even thought you are mean ( and I like that 🤪☝️) you still end up holding my dirty little hands once they’ve been sanitized and that cheek you kissed ? It’s been untouched and framed ever since that day 😻. I want to thank you for the times you’ve checked up on me and I really love you with everything inside my tiny body you’re so pretty on the inside and the outside sobs

Once I get back on fl I’ll smother you to death with my furryIove™️ because I know you’ve been thinking about my scent and I really need you in my nest because your smell calms me down too. I hope you have and amazing day and I’d usually say “if someone ruins YOUR day I’ll ruin THEIR day” or some gay shit like that but let’s be honest you’d make them cry before I even get to them 💀

Xoxo,
You know who 🤥
( — rain )

Hani hani hani, belle belle belle, OOOOOH the struggles we have been through my dear seolfairy. We’ve had an unexpected fight, scattered disagreements here and there, tension on all the rant tls; and though it was only for a teeny tiny period of time in the grand scale of things, they hit heavy indeed. You know this, know how I felt about getting into an argument with one of my closest friends, I know how you felt, we talked about it on call after we made up that one fateful night. I think it was then, that I learned how much I truly treasure our few, but meaningful, short but wholesome one on one calls. And through it all, despite it all there has not been a second where I have not loved you. and I do love you, so very much. You make me proud —with the way you take care of yourself smooches your pretty head. You make me proud — with the effort you pour into your loved ones, the affection you give, the time you spare to make them feel special. You make me proud —with how tall you stand, falling so naturally into your god given talent for leadership. You make me so proud, with how strong you remain in spite of all the weight you bear on such delicate shoulders. You make me proud. And I wish so deeply that there was more I could do for you, more I could carry for you, many more people I wish I could smother for u 💀🤝. But alas, through this little screen all I can do is type words upon words, build memories and treasure chests of support, love and laughter for you to hold with you through all that you keep silent from us, from me. Within all those, however, I hope I can slip in enough small notes, tiny reminders to make you understand that I am indeed there for you. That my ears are indeed always ready to listen to you, and that no matter what I will be here for you. Locks ur pinky w mine- this I promise you, no matter what happens, who we fight, how many times We fight, I shall be here for you in the end because girl my loyalty tew you is like a cockroach, dat mf jus wont die 🤪🔨🧨💣❌😭😭

For all the time that I’ve known you, you’ve given me so much joy and I’m so soo grateful for your friendship— I’ll be holding onto it like a 24k diamond incrusted gold ring BRUH. Hehe, you’re already a fireball of excitement and everlasting wonder, and I can’t wait to see the type of person you grow into as u hit the big ol eighteen, welcome to the dark side 😈💼. Happy birthday our pretty princess! Lets invade more rps together secretly my tennie 🥰
— kaina